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To: Office
We have been experiencing some problems with the elevators, and are very sorry for the inconvenience.
The elevator technician has ordered the parts needed. It will be a day before it is delivered, then possibly another day for installation.
In the meantime, the elevators will not access the 2nd and 3rd floors, beginning about 4:45 today. They will access the 1st and 4th floors. It will become necessary for you to access the 2nd and 3rd floors through the stairwell.
There is a variety of combinations where you can use the elevator to your advantage, for example; if you work on the 3rd floor, and park in the garage, you might get on the elevator and take it to the 4th floor and walk down one flight, rather than walk up 3 flights; or if you work on 2nd floor and need to go to the 4th floor, you can walk down one flight, and take the elevator to the 4th floor.
If you have a client meeting, you might consider reserving one of the 4th floor conference rooms.
We will push to have the problem fixed ASAP. Thank you for your understanding.
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Seriously?!? ACCOUNTANTS!!! Oh how I funny they are! How lazy can people get? As an employee who works on the 3rd floor, I can tell you that there is not a single person on our floor who is not physically capable of walking up 3 flights of stairs! This is what I thought of when I got the email....
